AISubs v3.7
No way!
Congrats!
Thank you!
You said it!
Grand prize!
Idol championship!
Idol photo championship!
You surprised me!
You're crazy!
It's a crazy championship!
It's a joke, but you're an A.I.
You got it wrong!
It's an idol photo championship!
Before I became a YouTuber, I was a YouTuber viewer.
When I watch a lot of videos on YouTube, I recommend some of them.
Suddenly, I saw a person who took a great picture, but I don't know how he took it.
There was a video that summarized the pictures.
For example, it's like taking a picture of someone outside of a snow hole.
But it's not like the cameraman is in the snow and digging a hole and taking a picture.
It's like he's digging a hole and putting powder in it.
It's like he's taking a picture of something from inside of snow.
Or it's like he's taking a picture of something from inside of a refrigerator and putting glass on it and blowing it out.
It's like there's a cameraman in the refrigerator.
I think it's interesting to watch videos like that.
I think there's camera technology, but it's pretty reactive.
I think it's a battle of what you want to show and how you want to show it.
I thought it would be fun, so I asked you all to come and take pictures like that.
You said you weren't good at it.
I'm not good at it.
I'm sorry!
Which one are you addicted to?
There were a lot of blue things like chinkasu.
I don't know if you think it's chinkasu.
I don't know.
I don't know if you think it's chinkasu.
I don't know if it's chinkasu or not.
The best chinkasu I've ever thought of is...
I bought a lot of things like bisco.
I'm going to try my best to make a house of sweets and put them in it.
You can't just make a house of sweets like this.
It's not an idea.
It's like you're taking a picture of a house of sweets.
It's amazing.
It's like you're trying to make it look like you're in that situation.
I think that's the key.
It's easier than reality.
That's right.
I can't imagine what other people can't imagine, so let's take a look.
I'm the worst member of this group.
I don't trust this man.
Isn't it scary?
Why are you doing this to me?
When you do this to me, I feel like buying it.
I feel like buying it.
I'm making it up for you.
Do you want me to show you from the making or from the picture?
Leave it to him.
I see.
What comes out of this making?
Or did you take this picture by any chance?
Both patterns.
Which one is it?
I think it's from the picture.
It's from the picture.
I won't show you either.
Let me show you the picture I took.
This is the picture I took.
Is this from the time machine?
Yes, it is.
I'm happy you know it.
This is the mask that came out of it.
You made it come out of it.
This is the mask that came out of it.
I see.
It doesn't have legs in it anymore.
This is a common pattern, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
This is a common pattern.
But it's a little different.
I want you to see it.
I see.
Let's see the making.
Yes, please.
Yes, it's an IKEA team.
What do you mean by "IKEA team"?
We needed people no matter what we thought about it.
This is what I bought.
I bought something like this.
Let's get ready.
First of all, I don't use this big racket or net, so I'll cut it off.
I didn't think you'd do that.
I'll take it all like this.
I'll put this empty racket in the parker.
And I'll fasten it.
This is what it looks like when you fasten it.
Yes, yes, yes.
This is what it looks like.
I printed a distorted clock here.
I'm going to put this inside now.
Oh, but if you look at it like this...
If you look at it like this...
If you look at it like this, it looks like it.
It looks like it, doesn't it?
It looks like it.
It's getting bigger and bigger.
I'd like to use this to take pictures.
I was preparing a lot of things, and it's almost sunset, so I'd like to hurry up and take pictures.
I think you can take good pictures by putting this in here and taking pictures.
I'd like to hurry up and take pictures.
One, two...
Well, well...
That's how we took the picture.
That's it for the Rioi team.
That's a parka time machine with a face of a log.
That's right. Where did you get it?
That's... Shimamura Sports.
I didn't know you had it.
Murasaki Sports!
What?! Is that...
Is that a sports-type Shimamura?
No, no, no, no, no.
Murasaki Sports...
That's not true.
That's not cool.
I also have a master who is pulling his pants off and hanging them in front of me.
I see.
You're good at it.
It's a knockout now.
I've been putting more ideas into it than pictures.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna...
Yes?
I'm gonna give up.
What?!
That's an amazing idea.
But it was amazing.
I'm gonna combine as many ideas as I can.
I was like, "Oh, it's an idea!"
If it wasn't an idea, I'd be a photo contestant.
So, when I heard about this project,
I thought, "Oh, I can use this to take some interesting pictures."
It's not a simple idea.
I'm curious.
Then I'll be the photo contestant.
What?!
Aaaaaah!
You're making a fool of yourself.
Here's the picture I took.
Oh!
I see!
Yes.
Oh, I see!
Yes, yes.
This is impossible if you do it normally.
You're taking it out of your mouth.
Wow, wow, wow!
You're putting in a lot of ideas.
Would you like me to show you?
Let's see it.
Here's the video.
Yes, I'm Chibu Himemaru.
I've been thinking about it.
If you use one of these tools,
you can take a rare picture
with a new style.
So, here's the tool I'm going to use.
Where do you sell it?
It's a tooth model.
You can take pictures of people and food
from their mouths.
I think you can take pictures with ideas.
Today, I'm going to have a photo contestant help me.
Thank you in advance.
Aaaaaah!
It's a video, isn't it?
You are cute.
It's healing.
Your face is cute.
Good luck.
What's with that face?
It's like a New York Giants.
It's like a boom and it's like a heartbeat.
The cat avoided it.
Take a picture of me.
I might be able to do it with this.
Your face is big.
What kind of picture is it?
My idea picture.
I don't know if you're planning it or not.
I took the picture I submitted.
I'd like to end it around here.
Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you very much.
Yes, it's like that.
You!
It may have looked like it was slimy.
It's slimy.
It's not like a mosquito.
I took a lot of pictures, but...
Don't take the reverse version.
Don't take it out of your mouth.
I was going to take a new one.
His face was too big.
It looks like you're having a good time.
You're having a good time.
He's probably winning the most.
He usually wins.
If it wasn't a model,
it would have been better.
That's right.
I thought I should make it myself.
I had a fight in the middle.
It was too much of a hassle.
This is the picture I can take the best.
Thank you for watching the slimy picture.
It's here, here.
It's a little quiet.
No, it's really weird.
Tonzaimon was already here.
Really.
Tonzaimon and Shibayu were like this.
Seriously, they were always facing each other like this.
Tonzaimon is killing two people.
Tonzaimon, explain it.
Shibayu and I are a Tonzaimon duo.
We're Tonzaimon and Tonzaburo hanging around for 10,000 yen.
The idea is that Shibayu is a little excited.
That's right.
I'm an inventor.
Whether it's good or bad, I've done what I wanted to do rather than be sharp.
It's just a picture.
In that, I made 100 mistakes.
100!?
What is it?
I made 100 mistakes.
It was a flow of mistakes.
♪ Goro Goro Goro Goro ♪
I was worried about my heart.
I'm curious about the breaking.
Let's start with the picture.
This is my picture.
The picture?
Hurry up and say it.
My picture is here!
Wow!
- Wow! - I know what you're talking about.
- Is it good? - I think it's good.
It's like a ship being attacked by a hurricane in a dark sea at night.
- Wow! - Wow!
- Here it is. - Yeah.
For me, it's 20%.
It should've been better.
I'd like you to see why it ended up like this.
Here's the making of it.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the world of making.
This time, I'd like to use a photo of a major sea incident.
I don't think you can do it at home,
but you can do it with this cardboard black felt.
First, make a hole.
A big round one.
Well, a large one like this should do.
Next, make a hole with this kiwi.
Hey, watch it!
What are you doing?
Stop it!
I made countless holes in it.
Then, I'll put this translucent plastic bag in it.
No, no, no! It's not a toy!
Then, I'll carry it here.
This is the shooting location.
I'll fix it here.
Perfect! It's perfect!
Next, I'll put this light on this smartphone stand.
Yes, it looks good!
I'll turn it on.
One, two...
Yes, it looks good!
It's not bad.
The second step is to remove only the tail from this mass of monster toys.
Let's go with this line-up.
Next, I'll use these unnecessary pants.
This time's main character is this ship.
I'll glue this stand-shaped figure to my knee.
I'm a little worried about the material.
How is it?
Oh, it's perfectly attached!
Great!
The third step is to take a bath.
Then, I'll put a super common bath bomb of Lush in it.
Ready...
Go!
Finally, it's time for shooting.
Let's hurry up and get ready.
I'm going to take a bath.
Then, the ship will...
Oh, no!
Can you see this miracle?
It's getting late, but let's start shooting.
Oh, no!
The ship!
The ship is off!
That's not good.
The moon is...
Oh, no! The moon is...
It's a cardboard box, so it's leaking.
Hey, hey!
The moon is sinking!
No, the moon is low!
Oh, no!
Oh, no! I can cut this part.
I can cut this part.
I'm not sure if I can turn on the camera from here.
It's leaking, but is it okay?
Please put a memory card in it!
Oh, no!
If I wipe my face, the towel will get wet!
Oh, no!
Did I get it?
The picture I took is black, but what is this?
I can't get it, it's black.
Oh, there's a photo button!
Oh, no! A photo button!
Did you get it?
I didn't get it!
I don't know what's going on.
I can't do this anymore!
I don't know what's going on!
Let's not do this again.
Oh, my phone's not working.
My heart's broken.
This is the strongest one.
Oh, this guy's been alive for ten years.
It's been reviving and rebooting.
I finally got it!
Now's my chance!
It's really nice to see the moonlight in the back.
There it is!
Here it is!
Okay!
The video's recording's stopped!
I'm so tired!
I'm so sleepy!
We watched the video before you edited it, so we've been watching it for a really long time now.
There's more than two people taking pictures together.
There's gotta be someone!
There is!
There's gotta be someone!
I think it's funny that you're doing all kinds of things by yourself.
I felt that recently.
No one wants to use a single camera to take photos.
I'll give it a try, but I don't think it'll work.
You know what? We really should use cameras.
Okay, last one.
But is it funny? I don't know.
I don't think it's a funny video.
But I'd like you to say "Wow," or "I didn't know there was such a thing."
I'd like you to have an idea.
I think I'll be making the videos.
Okay, here's my video.
SHIBAYU IDEO SHOSHII
There are three things we use a lot.
First of all, this!
A scissor!
This is it.
You can use it for 3-minute cooking.
I don't know how to use this humidifier, but I won't use this humidifier part. I'll only use this part!
I fell in love with this humidifier and bought only this part.
The rest of this part is...what is it? A good review?
I'll donate it to Osialmaru and have him use it as a shed.
This mysterious "nostalgic boy"
I'll put it in here.
Oh, that's nice, Tanaka-kun.
I wonder what it'll be like after playing with mud.
The mud is dirty.
Okay, I'll put in some water.
It spilled! It spilled!
Hey!
Okay, there's water in it.
"Nostalgic Tanaka-kun" is also floating in it like this.
And furthermore...
It's a LED that's attached to a Yankee car.
If you wrap it like this and take it out...
Wow!
Isn't this nice?
This is pretty good.
If you write "chinko" on this kind of transparent paper and put it in here...
It's "chinko".
What about this?
This isn't "chinko".
I've put a lot of things in here.
If you look at it from the inside, it's official.
What am I doing right now?
This is important.
I'll never forget this feeling for the rest of my life.
Uwaaah!
What's with you?!
You little bastard!
Slippery, slippery, slippery...
Ah, it's swollen.
If you put this on the camera and snap it, you can take a picture.
Oh!
You can take amazing pictures.
I never imagined it would turn out like this.
I still don't know what I'm trying to do.
And with that...
My complicated picture...
Huh?
Are you okay?
Huh?
Did you get caught?
No, I'm fine.
I'll show you now.
Okay.
Here it is!
Don!
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Wait a minute.
This is...
What's in the middle?
A boy...
Bonito?
Bonito!
Is it bonito?
It only looks like a dream world.
In a aquarium.
The answer is...
When bonito is about to die...
Soma Island.
That's a great idea!
The theme is amazing.
The theme of the idea play is amazing.
It's Soma Island.
That's why there are people in the aquarium.
I think people wanted to show that.
But...
It only looks like a dream world.
Yes.
I was going to calculate various distortions.
Bonito is too far away.
So I put this harness on.
And...
I made bonito look like a spy.
I made it look like a spy.
It's like "mission impossible".
It's like a work in space.
It's amazing.
Do you like this one better?
You're being pushed by me.
Are you?
You're pushing me back.
You're being pushed back so much.
Right?
I was about to punch you.
I want medicine.
I want "tonzablock".
I want it.
If you don't have a good idea for "tonzablock", you can't make it.
I want it.
I want "tonzablock".
I want it. Make me one.
I'll make you one.
I want "tonzablock".
I want it because I made up my mind.
So...
As an idea...
It's not just about taking a subject.
It's about how we make a subject and environment.
I think it's an idea we can use for video shooting.
Let's look at what we don't have and make use of it.
I think we have new options.
Let's make fun videos with what we have now.
I recommend you to come up with better ideas for your life.
Bye bye!